<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Existential Picnic]]></title><description><![CDATA[A podcast about purpose after ambition. A resting spot for lost souls and wandering minds]]></description><link>https://existentialpicnic.com</link><image><url>https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!XG3q!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F44090b47-dbd9-44ee-83db-983608fab64c_1280x1280.png</url><title>Existential Picnic</title><link>https://existentialpicnic.com</link></image><generator>Substack</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 11:51:20 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://existentialpicnic.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><copyright><![CDATA[Jacob Welby]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><webMaster><![CDATA[existentialpicnic@substack.com]]></webMaster><itunes:owner><itunes:email><![CDATA[existentialpicnic@substack.com]]></itunes:email><itunes:name><![CDATA[Jacob Welby]]></itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author><![CDATA[Jacob Welby]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[existentialpicnic@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[existentialpicnic@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Jacob Welby]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Why you struggle to make decisions]]></title><description><![CDATA[It's not just you. It's me. Heck. It's all of us!]]></description><link>https://existentialpicnic.com/p/why-you-struggle-to-make-decisions</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://existentialpicnic.com/p/why-you-struggle-to-make-decisions</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jacob Welby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2025 18:14:22 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/179378777/0e572117981fc6a2bed6b548847c4d7d.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In this extra peaceful episode, we talk about:</p><ul><li><p>The overwhelming amount of choices we have and why that low-key sucks</p></li><li><p>Why shame makes you sit on social media </p></li><li><p>The dangers of copying what others want</p></li><li><p>Why you&#8217;re secretly the bad guy in Men In Black 1 (a perfect movie)</p></li></ul><p>See you next week.</p><p>-Jacob</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[I got scammed!]]></title><description><![CDATA[Here's what it taught me about sacrifice, friendship and stinky microphones]]></description><link>https://existentialpicnic.com/p/i-got-scammed</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://existentialpicnic.com/p/i-got-scammed</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jacob Welby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2025 11:57:34 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/178343616/83a97428db08ba2a4b8d5cf47d6aef44.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey you beautiful freaks! </p><p>Episode 4 is on the floor! </p><p>Here&#8217;s what I talk about:</p><ul><li><p>How I got scammed like a total dingus </p></li><li><p>The fetishisations of sacrifice </p></li><li><p>Why you should make cool stuff with your friends </p></li><li><p>The weird method we use to make decisions at Pip Decks</p></li></ul><p>Enjoy! </p><p>&#8212; Jacob </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[You need help or you're not living]]></title><description><![CDATA[The 3(ish) books that changed my life.]]></description><link>https://existentialpicnic.com/p/you-need-help-or-youre-not-living</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://existentialpicnic.com/p/you-need-help-or-youre-not-living</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jacob Welby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 01 Nov 2025 13:31:03 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/177727166/b269c4b675ceddf1aa70eb7896787cf8.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey folks, </p><p>Episode 3 has ARRIVED. </p><p>In this episode I share:</p><ul><li><p>The most useful thing I could be doing with my life</p></li><li><p>The book that unlocked meditation for me </p></li><li><p>The book that helped me outwit a sociopath</p></li><li><p>Why you&#8217;re not reading enough fiction </p></li></ul><p>I also tell a really boring anecdote about how I&#8217;ve had too much caffeine today but then realise I was drinking a coke on the podcast! Crazy stuff. </p><p>See you next week.</p><p>-Jacob</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[I got a stomach bug and it changed my life]]></title><description><![CDATA[I saw the face of god in the toilet bowl, and he said... simplify.]]></description><link>https://existentialpicnic.com/p/i-got-a-stomach-bug-and-it-changed</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://existentialpicnic.com/p/i-got-a-stomach-bug-and-it-changed</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jacob Welby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Oct 2025 17:05:33 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/177029890/9bc6f4534967f76a5193fa3dcb7702d1.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey folks! </p><p>Episode 2 crashing here.</p><p>In it, we talk about:</p><ul><li><p>The pros and cons of violently puking and pooping</p></li><li><p>How a stomach bug can philosophically be a good thing</p></li><li><p>Why you probably overcomplicate your life</p></li><li><p>Why everything is so easy these days and why that makes everything feel pointless</p></li><li><p>Who watches the watchmen</p></li><li><p>And so, so much more.</p></li></ul><p>See you in there. </p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[How did we get here?]]></title><description><![CDATA[Life after ambition.]]></description><link>https://existentialpicnic.com/p/how-did-we-get-here</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://existentialpicnic.com/p/how-did-we-get-here</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jacob Welby]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2025 11:53:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/176554707/3ebeaa4d10a5fdb836e791b78d142f27.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I spent years building a life that tried to look impressive: writing scripts, chasing creative validation, stacking achievements to prove to myself that I was moving somewhere. </p><p>Then, somewhere along the way, it stopped making sense.</p><p>In this first episode of <em>Existential Picnic</em>, I talk about what happens when ambition burns out and the strange, painful, and low-key funny process of rebuilding purpose from scratch.</p>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>